Silly Things

Shake before use. Just make sure it’s snapped all the way close first. That last part, I wish they had included. After wiping off myself, the floor, counter, and cabinets, I should probably just take a shower. Because my hair and face and chest where it dripped down my shirt are feeling sticky.

Check the date before adding to your coffee. And do not discard in the sink. It smells bad.

 

 

Make sure it’s all well secured before you leave the Walmart parking lot.

 

 

Inspect for worms before consuming.

 

 

What the movies can edit it out but real life can’t: beard burn.

 

 

And finally, if you give a girl antibiotics,

Chances are you’ll need to purchase this to go with it.

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